Kellen and attention

Pirates, ninjas, robots...he seems to have an unusual attatchment to these three things. my theory is that he is a super robot-ninja who "pirates" illegal music and wants to be secretly caught for his misdeeds, but can't seem to get his message across. so everytime he tells you a story, cracks a joke, or sends you an instant message he is really saying, "Please, i need to stop." But that's just my theory...but of course kellen we know [and by we i mean the Illogical Society of Exploiting Kellen's Needs (ISEKN)] that the attention is vital for your survival.

Sincerely,

Bryce Evan Jensen

President ISEKN

Worst Date Ever

Incalculable....lack of data.

Questions

who is the coolest pimp daddy in geol230?
what is your favorite episode of The Office?
who in geol230 most resembles Dwight on The Office?
punk'd? what does that mean anyway?
wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner...wait...not a question.
how many times does kellen look at his blog each day?
how many people actually see this blog?

worst costume ever

Last year I tought I had the best costume idea: a smurf. It was great...I painted my wholeself blue, had a white smurf hat..it was pretty much the best costume I has ever put together. But then I walked outside in below freezing weather: cold.