Kellen and attention

Pirates, ninjas, robots...he seems to have an unusual attatchment to these three things. my theory is that he is a super robot-ninja who "pirates" illegal music and wants to be secretly caught for his misdeeds, but can't seem to get his message across. so everytime he tells you a story, cracks a joke, or sends you an instant message he is really saying, "Please, i need to stop." But that's just my theory...but of course kellen we know [and by we i mean the Illogical Society of Exploiting Kellen's Needs (ISEKN)] that the attention is vital for your survival.

Sincerely,

Bryce Evan Jensen

President ISEKN