Bloggin' B-rice

Homework I didn't do over Thanksgiving

2006-12-06T23:03:00.000-08:00

Physics, Structural Geology, Technical Writing, Computer Applications in Geology, Chemistry, Calculus, Running, Weight Lifting, Economics, Statistics, Music 101, Underwater Basket Weaving, Sewing, Isaiah (the bible), Econometrics, Geophysics, Modern Chinese Literature, Sand Castle Building, Ham Sandwich, Diving, Pillow Fighting, and I didn't even care. But I did want to get my pillow fighting assignment done....shoot.

My favorite toy

2006-12-06T23:00:00.000-08:00

My favorite toy was anything stuffed and round so I could kick it down the long hallway in the house....my mom loved it. She would always yell, "Could you keep kickin' that ball down the hall. You're doin' great!" At least that's what I think she said. Good times.

What animal would I be?

2006-12-06T22:45:00.000-08:00

well, I've thought of this a lot....probably everyday. If I was an animal, I definitely would be the most awesome animal that you could possibly think of...yeah that's right, the toy car "The Animal" from the 80's.

Christmas Music

2006-12-06T10:12:00.000-08:00

ummm...i guess i start listening to christmas music when everyone and their mom starts listening to it and there is no way to avoid listening to it...in other words in late november. if i had it my way i would receive a christmas present for everytime i here the words "deck the halls". who is this halls character anyway? and when are we decking him? i don't think this song is very appropriate for the holidays...but then again there is black friday....deck away!!!!

i want to insert a picture of a special friend that i have that sings deck the halls to everyone that walks by....freaky isn't he.

Kellen and attention

2006-11-12T22:49:00.000-08:00

Pirates, ninjas, robots...he seems to have an unusual attatchment to these three things. my theory is that he is a super robot-ninja who "pirates" illegal music and wants to be secretly caught for his misdeeds, but can't seem to get his message across. so everytime he tells you a story, cracks a joke, or sends you an instant message he is really saying, "Please, i need to stop." But that's just my theory...but of course kellen we know [and by we i mean the Illogical Society of Exploiting Kellen's Needs (ISEKN)] that the attention is vital for your survival.

Sincerely,

Bryce Evan Jensen

President ISEKN

Worst Date Ever

2006-11-12T22:48:00.000-08:00

Incalculable....lack of data.

Questions

2006-11-03T18:48:00.000-08:00

who is the coolest pimp daddy in geol230?
what is your favorite episode of The Office?
who in geol230 most resembles Dwight on The Office?
punk'd? what does that mean anyway?
wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner...wait...not a question.
how many times does kellen look at his blog each day?
how many people actually see this blog?

worst costume ever

2006-11-01T09:03:00.000-08:00

Last year I tought I had the best costume idea: a smurf. It was great...I painted my wholeself blue, had a white smurf hat..it was pretty much the best costume I has ever put together. But then I walked outside in below freezing weather: cold.

Worst Hair-Do

2006-10-27T09:53:00.000-07:00

My worst hairstyle would have to be when I was twelve and I had a flat top. I thought it was pretty cool, but of course the "hair gods" didn't enjoy it too much. I developed a nickname that year: cheeseball head. That is when I realized the more hair you have the better (well, at least in my case)

Joke

2006-10-18T09:54:00.000-07:00

Me using the pen tool in Illustrator.

Other languages

2006-10-16T09:57:00.000-07:00

I actually speak three languages...English, Spanish, and Gibberish. I learned Spanish on my mission in Uruguay and English from my first word. But my first language was definitely Gibberish. I use Gibberish often when I'm frustrated, stressed, excited, confused, nervous, etc. So pretty much I use Gibberish more than the other languages I know. But I'm now learning Mumble which is very affective in disguising the true meaning of what I'm trying to say.

Favorite Restaurant

2006-10-16T09:02:00.000-07:00

My favorite restaurant would have to be the Olive Garden for the fact that so far it makes my favorite food the best. The only problem is that here in provo it is constantly packed. So when I'm rich and famous I'll have my own personal Olive Garden (maybe even a real olive garden, that'd be cool).

My confusion in Illustrator is pretty much the pen tool which is killing me.

scariest moment

2006-10-11T09:55:00.000-07:00

my scariest moment definitely was in uruguay when someone pulled a gun on me and then the next day someone else pulled a knife. it was great. they were definitely some of those moments where you're on the brink of soiling yourself.

scar

2006-10-07T16:11:00.000-07:00

Probably not only the coolest scar but the only scar I have is from skin cancer. Back when I was 15 years old I had a cancerous mole removed from my chest and it has left a battle wound (battle with the sun that is).

Favorite Mineral

2006-10-04T09:55:00.000-07:00

My favorite rock/mineral definitely would have to be kryptonite, not only for its nice green flavor but also for the fact that if I eat large amounts of it Superman can't even touch me. I know some think that it isn't real or maybe that it is highly toxic, but I believe in it. It probably has a delicious lime flavor.

Favorite Cartoon

2006-10-02T09:56:00.000-07:00

My favorite cartoon probably would have to be The Simpsons because I have learned so many cultural things that otherwise I would have not learned unless I devoted my valuable time to its teachings. But in a very close second would have to be Garfield and Friends which had some very great moments. My aha moment for today would be everything that we learned today. I've included a photo of my favorite Simpson's character: Leopold.

conference weekend

2006-10-02T09:07:00.000-07:00

My conference weekend plans are...to watch conference. Well, what did you expect?

Favorite cereal

2006-09-27T09:41:00.001-07:00

My favorite cereal hands down would have to be Count Chocula cereal. Besides it's chocolatey goodness, Count Chocula just has the awesomest face of a lifetime. I mean who doesn't love this face. Now for a limited a time there is a new count chocula face on the new boxes...so check it out.

instrumento

2006-09-25T09:54:00.000-07:00

my "a-ha" moment today was a realization that I don't know anything about Word. But now I learned how to create page breaks, etc. (even though it will be hard to remember). As for musical instruments, I used to play the trumpet for about 5 years, but I decided to stop in order to pursue higher priorities. But I did pass on the instrument to my younger brother who is now majoring in music (and plays in the BYU Wind Symphony).

Mmmmm...food

2006-09-22T09:33:00.000-07:00

If I had to have anything to survive in this life it would definitely be fettucini alfredo. If I don't have my fettucini alfredo I might go crazy like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Many know me as "fett-alf" (just kidding that would be just dumb) because I've tried about every dish of fettucini alfredo in every restaurant that I've ever been to. The winner at this point: Olive Garden

Geologist

2006-09-20T09:52:00.000-07:00

What really got me interested in geology was my dad who is a geophysicist. He didn't talk about it much so of course curiosity got the best of me. To sum it all up: of all the sciences, geology just makes sense!

Superhero

2006-09-18T09:51:00.000-07:00

1. I learned a couple of things about the format that we should use for our research papers

2. If I was a superhero I definitely would be Mighty Mouse because he is very underestimated (I mean come on, he's a mouse) until the action starts. "Here he comes to save the day!"

Pizza Time

2006-09-15T09:56:00.000-07:00

My favorite pizza topping is definitely pineapple because it adds that extra zest to the pizza pie. Mama mia!

Trait Trouble

2006-09-13T09:52:00.000-07:00

1. A trait that probably gets me in the most trouble is the urge to always express my opinion on any issue thatis brought up in a conversation whether it creates controversy or not.

2. My sarcasm also gets in the way when times need to be serious.

Worst Movie Ever

2006-09-11T09:48:00.000-07:00

Definitely the worst movie ever would have to be The Core. Yes I have to admit that I own the movie, but I do keep it under the comedy section. The scene with the birds crashing into each other and causing massive chaos...classic.

Website non-existant

2006-09-08T09:56:00.000-07:00

Well my website still isn't up (because of the fat cats in Washington). My favorite vacation spot is definitely Bryce Canyon because it rocks! I mean just look at the name...it says it all.

questions 9-6

2006-09-06T09:42:00.000-07:00

Something that I learned today was how to start this blog since I have never "blogged" in my life. I guess this is bringing me back to the 21st century. I don't seem to be confused about anything at the moment, but that could change later. My favorite color is definitely red. That's right everyone...red.