Homework I didn't do over Thanksgiving

Physics, Structural Geology, Technical Writing, Computer Applications in Geology, Chemistry, Calculus, Running, Weight Lifting, Economics, Statistics, Music 101, Underwater Basket Weaving, Sewing, Isaiah (the bible), Econometrics, Geophysics, Modern Chinese Literature, Sand Castle Building, Ham Sandwich, Diving, Pillow Fighting, and I didn't even care. But I did want to get my pillow fighting assignment done....shoot.

My favorite toy

My favorite toy was anything stuffed and round so I could kick it down the long hallway in the house....my mom loved it. She would always yell, "Could you keep kickin' that ball down the hall. You're doin' great!" At least that's what I think she said. Good times.

What animal would I be?

well, I've thought of this a lot....probably everyday. If I was an animal, I definitely would be the most awesome animal that you could possibly think of...yeah that's right, the toy car "The Animal" from the 80's.

Christmas Music

ummm...i guess i start listening to christmas music when everyone and their mom starts listening to it and there is no way to avoid listening to it...in other words in late november. if i had it my way i would receive a christmas present for everytime i here the words "deck the halls". who is this halls character anyway? and when are we decking him? i don't think this song is very appropriate for the holidays...but then again there is black friday....deck away!!!!

i want to insert a picture of a special friend that i have that sings deck the halls to everyone that walks by....freaky isn't he.

Kellen and attention

Pirates, ninjas, robots...he seems to have an unusual attatchment to these three things. my theory is that he is a super robot-ninja who "pirates" illegal music and wants to be secretly caught for his misdeeds, but can't seem to get his message across. so everytime he tells you a story, cracks a joke, or sends you an instant message he is really saying, "Please, i need to stop." But that's just my theory...but of course kellen we know [and by we i mean the Illogical Society of Exploiting Kellen's Needs (ISEKN)] that the attention is vital for your survival.

Sincerely,

Bryce Evan Jensen

President ISEKN

Worst Date Ever

Incalculable....lack of data.

Questions

who is the coolest pimp daddy in geol230?
what is your favorite episode of The Office?
who in geol230 most resembles Dwight on The Office?
punk'd? what does that mean anyway?
wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner...wait...not a question.
how many times does kellen look at his blog each day?
how many people actually see this blog?

worst costume ever

Last year I tought I had the best costume idea: a smurf. It was great...I painted my wholeself blue, had a white smurf hat..it was pretty much the best costume I has ever put together. But then I walked outside in below freezing weather: cold.

Worst Hair-Do

My worst hairstyle would have to be when I was twelve and I had a flat top. I thought it was pretty cool, but of course the "hair gods" didn't enjoy it too much. I developed a nickname that year: cheeseball head. That is when I realized the more hair you have the better (well, at least in my case)

Joke

Me using the pen tool in Illustrator.

Other languages

I actually speak three languages...English, Spanish, and Gibberish. I learned Spanish on my mission in Uruguay and English from my first word. But my first language was definitely Gibberish. I use Gibberish often when I'm frustrated, stressed, excited, confused, nervous, etc. So pretty much I use Gibberish more than the other languages I know. But I'm now learning Mumble which is very affective in disguising the true meaning of what I'm trying to say.

Favorite Restaurant

My favorite restaurant would have to be the Olive Garden for the fact that so far it makes my favorite food the best. The only problem is that here in provo it is constantly packed. So when I'm rich and famous I'll have my own personal Olive Garden (maybe even a real olive garden, that'd be cool).

My confusion in Illustrator is pretty much the pen tool which is killing me.